
Unbelievable Xichang Hotel: Qionghai Wetland Park Awaits! (Liangshan Yi Adventure)
Unbelievable Xichang Hotel: Qionghai Wetland Park Awaits! (Liangshan Yi Adventure) - A Honestly Messy Review
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, bland hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the Unbelievable Xichang Hotel (yes, that's actually the name – how's that for confidence?) and my recent Liangshan Yi adventure. And let me tell you, it was… an experience. More than just an experience, it was… well, it was a thing. Let's get messy, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility - The Entrance Shuffle
So, the "Unbelievable" part? I'm still unsure if it's ironic or just… ambitious. My first thought was, "Oh, this is large." The hotel sprawls. And for someone with a slight (okay, a pronounced) aversion to walking long distances, that's either bliss or a potential disaster.
Accessibility: Okay, kudos to them, they do appear to try. There's an elevator, which is a godsend. The lobby seemed wheelchair-friendly enough. However, navigating the sprawling grounds felt a bit like an obstacle course. I wasn't personally reliant on a wheelchair, but I did notice a few ramps that were a bit… ambitious. The staff seemed genuine, willing to help, but sometimes, the execution felt less than "unbelievable" and more like "well-meaning."
(Rating: 3.5 out of 5… with a hopeful heart)
Rooms: The Good, The Bad, and the Surprisingly Comfy Bed
Now, the rooms. Okay, the free Wi-Fi in all rooms? That's a major win. Seriously, a modern-day necessity. Got it. (Plus, I think it helped my sanity with the sheer volume of photos and videos I took of the Qionghai Wetland Park – stunning).
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Yup. Free bottled water? Score! A mini-bar that was empty but cold? Weird flex, but okay. The things they include are pretty standard but… it was all there.
- Rooms Include: Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub. Blackout curtains - praise be! Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker. Complimentary tea. Daily housekeeping (more on that later… a slightly too enthusiastic daily housekeeping). Desk, Extra long bed. Hair dryer. High floor (I requested it for the view… and I got it!). In-room safe box. Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The bed, though? Glorious. Cloud-like. I could have happily spent the entire trip just sleeping in that bed. Seriously, it was that good. The linens were crisp, the pillows were perfect. One of the most comfortable hotel beds I've ever had the pleasure of collapsing onto. Forget the Liangshan Yi culture; I almost considered staying in the room the whole time just to sleep! That sleep was the escape I needed.
The Imperfections: My bathroom phone didn't work, which was a minor annoyance. The room decorations were… interesting. Let's go with “aspirational modern chic” mixed with… a touch of “grandma's house.” Let's just say, it wasn't exactly Pinterest-ready, but it was clean and functional. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver after those long days of exploring.
(Rating: 4 out of 5 – Bed gets a solid 5, everything else, a solid 3.5)
Cleanliness & Safety – The Sanitizing Symphony… or Cacophony?
Okay, let's get real for a second. I'm a bit of a germaphobe. So, the “Cleanliness and safety” section was vitally important to me. And the Unbelievable Hotel seemed to take it seriously… sometimes.
- Cleanliness & Safety - Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room (I think they did a solid job, it was not as enjoyable to have breakfast in the room though), Breakfast takeaway service (this came in clutch on the last day!), Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
They had all the right buzzwords. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff wearing masks. Disinfecting galore. I felt relatively safe. But… there were a few moments. I am not sure I trust the "Professional-grade sanitizing services". I did see the housekeeper in the hall. Some of the cleaning seemed a little… rushed. One day, I returned to my room to find it gleaming. Everything was spotless, except my shoes were out of place. It was like they were trying to be aggressively clean.
The food options were plentiful, with a lot of individually-wrapped food, which made me happy. They offer a lot of services.
(Rating: 4 out of 5 – Points for effort, but a slight wobble in execution.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Buffet Wars & Midnight Noodle Adventures
Ah, food. My other true love. The Unbelievable Hotel offered a vast array of options.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
The breakfast buffet? A mixed bag. Good points: endless coffee, a decent selection of fruits and pastries. Bad points: the lines could be epic during peak hours. I witnessed a minor incident involving a scramble for the last of the bacon. It reminded me of those reality shows where people are competing for food!
One of the best things about hotel? The 24-hour room service. After a long day exploring the Qionghai Wetland Park, a late-night bowl of noodles was pure bliss. And the noodles? Surprisingly excellent. Seriously, a lifesaver.
The Coffee Shop. Had decent coffee, but the service was a little slow. Always had desserts. I would say it's great.
(Rating: 4 out of 5 – Room service is the hero here.)
Things to Do – Spa Dreams & Poolside Musings
The hotel boasted a wealth of amenities. Fitness center, Spa, Swimming pool (outdoor), Sauna, Steamroom, Massage. But did I truly utilize all of these? Not exactly. The heat was intense (Liangshan Yi Adventures!) and my energy levels did not permit everything.
- Things to do, ways to relax
- Body scrub
- Body wrap
- Fitness center
- Foot bath
- Gym/fitness
- Massage
- Pool with view
- Sauna
- Spa
- Spa/sauna
- Steamroom
- Swimming pool
- Swimming pool [outdoor]
I did manage a dip in the swimming pool. It was HUGE. And incredibly refreshing. The poolside bar was tempting, but I was usually too exhausted to partake. The spa? I was sorely tempted. A massage? Yes, please! Unfortunately, my schedule and wallet didn’t quite align. Maybe next time!
(Rating: 4.5 out of 5 – Potential for relaxation is high.)
Qionghai Wetland Park – The Reason I Came!
Okay, this is where the review needs to go off on a bit of a tangent. The main reason to stay at this hotel, is because you are going to enjoy the Qionghai Wetland Park. This is the only thing that matters! And WOW. Just wow. It was breathtaking. I spent an entire day exploring the park, and
Escape to Paradise: Hanting Hotel Qingdao - Airport Bliss Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary for Hanting Hotel Xichang, Qionghai Wetland Park, Liangshan Yi, China, is less "polished travel brochure" and more "me stumbling through China with a camera and a slightly bewildered expression." Get ready for the ride.
The Great Xichang Adventure (and its many minor inconveniences)
Pre-Trip Prep (AKA the Pre-Trip Freakout):
- Day -5: Passport Panic! Found my passport. Phew. Nearly had a full-blown existential crisis thinking I'd lost it. Spent an hour staring into my empty hallway, mind racing with visions of bureaucratic hell. Then I saw it, nestled innocently under a pile of… empty tea bags. The universe is a cruel mistress, sometimes.
- Day -3: Learn a few Mandarin phrases. Sort of. "Ni hao" (check). "Xie xie" (practicing this one obsessively, expecting to say it approximately 8,000 times). "Wo bu zhi dao" (pretty sure I'll be using this one A LOT). Google Translate is my new best friend (and probably my worst enemy, given the potential for mistranslations).
- Day -1: PACK. Or, more accurately, attempt to pack. This is always a disaster. I'm convinced I'm bringing way too much and way too little simultaneously. Overpacked on books (when am I going to actually READ them?). Underpacked on, well, everything practical. Specifically, I'm betting I'll need more sanitary pads.
Day 1: Arrival and Hotel Shenanigans (Hanting Hotel, Xichang)
- Arrival at Xichang Qingshan Airport: Okay, the airport is… small. Quaint, even. Which is either charming or terrifying, depending on your perspective. Mine veers wildly back and forth. The air is definitely different. Dry. This is going to do wonders for my skin.
- Taxi to Hanting Hotel: The taxi driver, bless his heart, doesn't speak a lick of English. We communicate through a combination of frantic pointing at the hotel address on my phone and me trying to mimic the sound of a sputtering engine. We eventually make it. Victory!
- Hanting Hotel Check-in: The receptionist is super friendly, but my pigeon Mandarin fails me. Eventually, we get through it, lots of gestures and me repeating "room, room?" and looking incredibly confused. The room is… well, it's a hotel room. Clean. Comfortable. Slightly sterile. But hey, it has air conditioning, which is a win in my book. The Wifi is spotty AF.
- Late Afternoon/Evening - Dinner quest and the Great Noodle Hunt: Food is a MAJOR concern. My stomach is rumbling from the flight, plus I need to find something that isn't going to poison me. Armed with my phone and a desperate desire for noodles, I venture out. Finding a restaurant that doesn't feature pictures of things that look… questionable? Difficult. The language barrier makes it a guessing game. Ended up at a small place, pointed at something on a poster, and waited with bated breath. The noodles arrive! Delicious. Slightly spicy. A victory! I'm officially not going to starve.
Day 2: Qionghai Wetland Park – The Bird Watch and The Unexpected Romance of a Stroll
- Morning: Gotta get up early to take advantage of the light. I'm aiming to see the Qionghai Wetland Park and soak it all in. It's just a short walk away from the hotel. The lake is just stunning, reflecting the blue sky and fluffy clouds like a looking glass. The park itself is HUGE. So much greenery. The air is fresher than I expected and the views were so amazing. I feel like I was walking in a dream.
- Birds: I got myself a nice pair of binoculars and I'll try to spot some birds. I heard that there were a lot. I managed to see different species of birds. They were all so beautiful.
- Lunch: A local restaurant near the park. I found a place that served all kinds of delicious dishes. I tried some local specialties, and I have to say, I was very impressed.
- Afternoon: The Romance of a Stroll: I spent HOURS wandering around the park. The walkways are well-maintained, and there are lots of benches to sit and breathe in nature. I lost track of time. I just kept walking and admiring the beauty of the park. The air was so fresh and the scenery was incredible. I could easily spend an entire day just strolling here.
- Evening: Back to the hotel for dinner. Another noodle adventure, because, well, they're safe. And yummy.
Day 3: Exploring Xichang - A City in Layers and My Terrible Sense of Direction
- Morning: Okay, time to tackle the city. My terrible sense of direction kicks in immediately. I wander around aimlessly (at least it feels that way). I'm trying to find the local market. I got there, but I was so mesmerized by the people there that I didn't take many photos.
- Lunch: I think I ended up in a place that just happened to be good. There was a tiny restaurant. I ate delicious soup and noodles, which I find comforting.
- Afternoon: I tried to visit a temple. Unfortunately, I got lost and saw some other things. It wasn't a total waste of time, because I saw the city life.
- Evening: Back at the hotel. I did the same thing as I did for lunch and dinner.
Day 4: Liangshan Yi Minority Culture - And My Awkward Attempt at Integration
- Morning: Day trip to a traditional Yi village. This is what I'm most excited about. This culture seems mysterious. I learn to see this culture up close.
- Trying to Be Culturally Sensitive: My internal monologue is on FULL ALERT. "Don't stare." "Don't point." "Remember what you learned about respectful photography." "Don't accidentally offend anyone." It's exhausting, but important.
- The Village: The village is beautiful. Authentic. I got invited to one of their houses. They showed me their living style. I was so honored to be a guest in their home. They have so much pride and kindness.
- Lunch: I was invited to their lunch. It was great.
- Afternoon: The rest of the afternoon I spent with them. We sang and danced together. It was a great moment.
- Evening: Back at the hotel. I felt fulfilled, and I fell asleep.
Day 5: The Departure (and the inevitable post-trip blues)
- Morning: One last attempt at a decent breakfast near the hotel. Successfully ordered something vaguely resembling an omelet. Small victory!
- Packing (again): This time, I’m actually trying to get everything IN the suitcase. I can’t believe how much I bought. I’m dreading the airport, the inevitable weight restrictions.
- Departure: The airport experience is… the same as the arrival experience, just in reverse. The taxi driver still doesn't speak English. We communicate via frantic hand gestures and a shared sense of "get me to the airport!" Goodbye, Xichang. Goodbye, Qionghai Wetland Park. Goodbye, noodles (for now).
- Post-Trip Blues (already setting in on the plane): I miss it all already. The chaos. The food (mostly). The people. The… everything. This trip was a mess, in the best possible way. It was completely imperfect, but totally authentic. And I wouldn't trade it for anything. Now, where's that passport…?
Final Thoughts:
This is just a guideline, a framework for the adventure. Expect the unexpected. Embrace the chaos. And remember to pack your sense of humor and your phrasebook. You're going to need them. Oh, and maybe more sanitary pads. Just a thought. Enjoy Xichang!
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Unbelievable Xichang Hotel: Qionghai Wetland Park Awaits! (Liangshan Yi Adventure) - The REAL FAQs
Okay, is the Unbelievable Xichang Hotel *really* unbelievable? Like, good unbelievable or… you know… *unbelievable*?
What's the deal with Qionghai Wetland Park? Is it… *wet*? And, like, good wet?
Alright, let's talk hotel rooms. What's the vibe? Clean? Cozy? Or "character building"?
The food! Tell me about the food! Was it all, you know, authentic Liangshan Yi cuisine? Or just… noodles?
How was the staff? Were they super helpful or… "lost in translation"?
Liangshan Yi Adventure! What's the deal? Should I go? What's the most "unbelievable" about it?
Okay, be honest. Would you go back?
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