Prague's HOTTEST Hostel: Plus Prague - Your Unforgettable Czech Adventure!
Plus Prague: My Prague Hostel Rollercoaster - Buckle Up, Buttercup! (A Review That's Way Too Long, But Worth It)
Okay, Prague. The city of a thousand spires, cobblestone streets, and… Plus Prague Hostel. I’d heard whispers. Tales of epic parties, questionable decisions fueled by cheap beer, and maybe, just maybe, a decent night's sleep. I was ready to dive in headfirst, and let me tell you, it was a ride.
Accessibility: A Solid Start (But Not Perfect)
First off, the serious stuff. Accessibility. Plus Prague attempts to be inclusive. The elevator is a godsend, especially after a long day of tramping around the city. BUT, and it's a big but, navigating some of the common areas with a wheelchair might be a bit… tricky. Some of the pathways feel narrow, and it's not perfectly flat. They do have facilities for disabled guests, which is a massive plus, and a doorman who's always around to help. So kudos for trying, but there's definitely room for improvement here.
On-site Delights & Lounging: Where the Fun Happens (and the Regrets Begin)
Listen, the on-site restaurant/lounge situation at Plus Prague is… well, it’s like your crazy friend’s apartment: a bit chaotic, but always a good time. They’ve got multiple options, from chilling in the bar to having an Asian dinner, which is good for a change.
- Dining & Drinking: The bar is the heartbeat of this place. Happy hour is EVERY hour, basically. The poolside bar is a lifesaver after a hot day. They also have a full restaurant with a buffet option, so you can grab what you want. Room service [24-hour] is a godsend, let me tell you, for those late-night pizza cravings. The coffee shop is also clutch for when you're still getting yourself up after a night of partying.
- Ways to Relax: They've got so many options for relaxations to unwind yourself after a long day of exploring. The Spa has everything from sauna, to steamroom, to giving you a massage or offering a body wrap.
- But be warned: you'll definitely meet people whose stories you'll only remember in fragmented nightmares.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Sigh of Relief (Mostly)
Okay, this is where Plus Prague actually surprised me. In a hostel known for its wild side, they take hygiene seriously. I was definitely impressed with the anti-viral cleaning products and the daily disinfection in common areas. The beds are cleaned between stays, and the whole thing feels pretty sanitized. They also use professional-grade sanitizing services, which is comforting. Plus, they offer room sanitization opt-out available, which is great. And hey, they even have hand sanitizer everywhere. Considering the potential for… shall we say… "contamination," this is a huge win. The staff is trained in safety protocol and are ready if anything happens.
Rooms: Functional, Not Fancy (and Definitely Loud)
Let's be honest, you're not coming to a hostel for luxury. The rooms are functional. Mine had an air conditioning, which was a godsend during the August heatwave. They offer free Wi-Fi in all rooms, which is a necessity. I appreciate the blackout curtains, because after a night at the bar, you need ALL the help you can get. However, the walls are… thin. I was kept awake the first night thanks to a party that sounded like it was happening INSIDE my room. So, bring earplugs. Trust me. Also, they have bathrobes, slippers, a mirror, a refrigerator, and on-demand movies, so you don't have to go far to find your own entertainment.
Things to Do (Besides Partying):
- Fitness center: So I actually did try the fitness center once. It's basic, but it's there. The real workout, honestly, is navigating the hostel after a few shots of absinthe.
- Swimming Pool: The swimming pool is great!
- Massage: This is the one I'm most sad to have missed, it's the perfect way to unwind.
For the Kids?
Well, this isn't exactly a family-friendly resort. But, they do have babysitting service.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter (Sometimes)
So many small things help to make this a nice stay!
- Concierge, Elevator, Luggage Storage, Laundry Service, Daily Housekeeping, Cash Withdrawal, Safety Deposit Boxes, Safe Dining Setup, Currency Exchange, Invoice Provided, Contactless Check-in/out, Doctor/nurse on call
Getting Around (and Getting Out of Trouble)
- The airport transfer is a great way to arrive in style. The taxi service is reliable.
The People:
This is where Plus Prague truly shines. The staff are phenomenal. They're helpful, energetic, and genuinely seem to enjoy working there. They were patient with my terrible Czech and always had a smile.
The Lows (Because No Place Is Perfect)
Okay, a few minor grumbles.
- Noise, Noise, Noise: The previously mentioned thin walls. Seriously, bring earplugs.
- Lack of Kitchen: While they have a restaurant, a small communal kitchen would be a lifesaver for budget travelers.
- The "Shared" Atmosphere: You're in a hostel, so expect to make friends. Or not.
My Plus Prague Verdict:
Plus Prague is a whirlwind. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s a bit chaotic, but it’s also a heck of a lot of fun. It’s a great place to meet people, explore Prague, and maybe… just maybe… create some memories you’ll (eventually) be able to piece back together. If you're looking for a quiet, relaxing getaway, look elsewhere. But if you're up for an adventure, go for it. Just, you know, pack earplugs and a sense of humor. And maybe a hazmat suit. Just kidding! (Mostly).
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we're diving headfirst into my Prague adventure, specifically, the Plus Prague Hostel. Prepare for a ride. And trust me, it won’t be pretty.
The Prague Pilgrimage: A Messy, Emotional, and Probably Slightly Disastrous Itinerary
(Disclaimer: This is not a polished travel guide. This is me, unfiltered. Expect tangents. Prepare for disappointment (or unexpected joy). Also, I probably forgot to pack underwear. Again.)
Day 1: Arrival & Hostel Havoc (aka "I'm Pretty Sure I Lost My Passport Already")
- 14:00 - Arrival at Václav Havel Airport Prague: Oh god, the airport. Already feeling the existential dread of being a lone traveler. Finding the airport express was a triumph, even though I nearly boarded the wrong bus (thanks, jet lag!).
- 16:00 - Check-in at Plus Prague Hostel: This place… woof. The reviews were mixed, but I was drawn by the promise of a pool. A pool. Maybe I'm delusional. The check-in process involved a stressed-looking girl who looked equally thrilled to be at the reception desk. I got my key and made my way into a room that looked like a glorified dorm room, where I would feel like I'm in a prison.
- 17:00 - Room Inspection and existential crisis: My dorm room is… functional. Actually, the hostel is the worst I've ever been. The bunks look like they might collapse at any moment (I quickly claimed the bottom bunk for safety). My roommate is snoring already, a very loud snore, at a time that is very early. The sheer awkwardness of sharing a space with strangers is already starting to sink in. What am I doing with my life? Did I even pack a toothbrush? Oh god, the passport. Is it still in my bag? I'm pretty sure I saw it earlier, didn't I? No, wait. I vaguely remember… panic intensifies.
- 18:00 - The Quest for Czech Cuisine (and maybe some sanity): First mission: find food. And by food, I mean something delicious and preferably not involving a deep fryer. I found a local eatery near the hostel. Ordered a goulash. It was heavy, filling.
Day 2: The City of a Hundred Spires (and also, a million tourists)
- 08:00 - Wake-up call: Snoring Symphony: My roommate is still snoring and I am convinced they could put an orchestra out of business.
- 09:00 - Prague Castle. And the crowds. The crowds. Prague Castle is undeniably beautiful. But the sheer number of people… It's an absolute human jam, a seething mass of selfie sticks and bewildered tourists. I try to appreciate the architecture, but all I can think about is the fact that I’ll be stuck with the mass for a long time.
- 11:00 - Charles Bridge Chaos: Another beautiful, iconic spot, and another sea of humanity.
- 13:00 - Lunch and a moment of quiet (sort of): Found a small cafe with a decent view, ordered a sandwich and decided to people-watch for a while. Actually, I felt a glimmer of happiness when I saw a dog who stole a sausage.
- 15:00 - The Dancing House and an Existential Crisis Round 2: It's cool, I guess, but it also made me feel… off-kilter. Buildings like these make you think of your purpose.
- 17:00 - Beer. Needed. Found a genuine Czech pub, ordered a local brew. Ahhh. The taste of real beer.
- 19:00 - Hostel Pool Party (or, The Great Disappointment): The pool. After all, it’s what got me here. The pool is tiny, overcrowded, and the water is decidedly lukewarm. There were also numerous children. I just wanted to relax. Instead, the pool was the epicenter of chaos.
Day 3: The Jewish Quarter & The Dark Side of History (aka "Why Did I Drink So Much Beer?")
- 09:00 - Hangover Hell: Yep. Woke up feeling like a garbage truck ran over my head. This is not ideal.
- 10:00 - The Jewish Quarter. Exploring it again. The Old Jewish Cemetery. The weight of history is palpable.
- 12:00 - The Old Town Square. Still crowded, still beautiful, somehow. Watched the Astronomical Clock do its thing. It's impressive. If I had known what the clock meant, I would've been much more impressed.
- 14:00 - Trying to Find Peace and Quiet, Again: I thought of visiting a bookstore to give me an inner peace.
- 16:00 - Random Wandering, and Finding Hope. I started wandering aimlessly. I found a small park near the hostel. I actually relaxed.
- 19:00 - Goodbye Prague: Prague, you were messy, overwhelming, and sometimes disappointing, but also somehow beautiful, quirky, and memorable. You’re a city of contrasts. That is what I’ll remember, the good, the bad, and the slightly-too-lukewarm pool.
Final Thoughts (and a plea for a nap):
This adventure was exhausting, and it was something I have never done. If anyone asks me if they should go to Prague, I'd say, go. You'll love it. You'll hate it. You'll love hating it. Just try not to lose your passport. Or your sanity. Or your toothbrush. Okay, maybe just bring a spare toothbrush.
Now, where's that bed? And maybe another beer. Just kidding. (Maybe.)
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Plus Prague: The Hostel That's (Probably) Gonna Rock Your World... Or at Least Give You a Good Story
Okay, spill. What's the *real* deal with Plus Prague? Is it actually as legendary as the reviews say?
Alright, buckle up, buttercup. The "legendary" tag? Yeah, it's earned, mostly. But look, I gotta be honest, it’s not all perfectly Instagrammable moments. Think of it like this: Plus Prague *aims* for legendary and hits it like 75% of the time. That other 25%? That's where the *real* stories come from. I spent a week there once and, honestly, it was a whirlwind. You've got the pool – which, let's be real, is the main draw. Then you've got the organized chaos of the pub crawls. You've got the people... oh, *the people*. It's a melting pot of languages, accents, and hangovers. Sometimes it's bliss, other times... well, let's just say your eardrums will be begging for mercy from the sheer volume of laughter and questionable karaoke performances.
The pool... it’s the talk of the town. What's the *actual* pool situation? Does it actually *feel* like a pool party?
Okay, the pool. Here's the truth, unvarnished and straight from the chlorine-soaked trenches: it's small. Tiny, even. But dammit if it isn't the *epicenter* of the hostel's social life! Think sardines, but with more sangria. And sun, if you're lucky. I'd say it *kinda* feels like a pool party. More like a 'pool-adjacent gathering of slightly tipsy humans'. You'll probably be bumping shoulders with someone from Australia one minute and sharing a dodgy inflatable flamingo with a girl from Spain the next. It’s… intimate. And the air is constantly filled with the scent of sunscreen, desperation for a sunbed, and the faint, lingering aroma of whatever the previous night's revelers left behind. (I’m not even going to elaborate, you’ll see.) It's definitely worth the hype, but manage your expectations. Don't expect Olympic-sized swimming lanes. Expect social lubrication and maybe a dodgy tan line.
Room Selection: Dorm life? Private rooms? Which is the *best* for a Prague adventure at Plus Prague?
Alright, listen up on this one, because this is where it gets *real* personal. I tried both. The dorms? Pure, unadulterated organized chaos. Expect snoring symphonies, midnight bathroom pilgrimages, and the occasional backpack explosion across your precious space. The upside? Instant friends and the cheapest option. I met some of my best travel buddies in a dorm at Plus Prague because we were sleep deprived and miserable together. Shared trauma, you know? The private rooms? Luxury! Well, hostel luxury. They're quieter, more private, and allow you to escape the constant cacophony of human contact. Highly recommended if you value sleep, and if you *don't* want to share the intimate moments of someone else's snoring habits at 3 am. My advice? If you're going solo, dorm it. Embrace the insanity. If you're with your partner or need to get some serious rest, spring for the private room. You'll still have plenty of opportunity to get involved in the hostel’s… activities.
The Pub Crawls. Worth it? Are they as cheesy as they sound?
Oh, sweet summertime, the pub crawls. Yes, they're cheesy. Shamelessly, gloriously cheesy. They’re like… a pre-packaged Prague experience. You get a free t-shirt (score!), discounted drinks, and a pre-determined route through the city’s best (and sometimes, *worst*) bars. Look, you're definitely gonna feel like a tourist, probably get a bit *too* sloshed, and more than likely end up singing karaoke with a bunch of strangers. But... they're also a blast. It's an easy way to meet people, get your bearings in a new city, and drink a whole lot of cheap beer. My first time at a pub crawl, I wound up trying traditional Czech Becherovka at some dimly lit hole-in-the-wall bar I never would have found on my own. Now I can drink it every day, so it was definitely worth it. Just... pace yourself. Seriously. I cannot emphasize this enough. You laugh, you bond, you probably regret everything the next morning… but you also have stories. Lots and lots of stories.
Food! Is the food at Plus Prague decent? Or should I stick to exploring *actual* Prague food?
Okay, the food. Let's be brutally honest: it's hostel food. It's not fine dining. It’s not going to win any Michelin stars. But it's *there*. And sometimes, after a long day of sightseeing (or recovering from a night of pub crawling), a quick and easy meal at the hostel is a lifesaver. They usually have basic options – pasta, burgers, maybe some sad-looking salads. My advice? Use the hostel food as a stopgap, a necessary evil. Prague is a food haven! Get out there and eat pierogies, trdelník, goulash... *everything*. Don't waste your precious stomach space on hostel mediocrity unless you absolutely have to. Save room for the real Czech experience. But honestly, when you’re hungover, a cheap burger from the hostel is a godsend. Just saying.
Pro tip: Get a grocery run in. Make your own breakfast. You'll thank me later.
The Staff! What are they like? Are they actually helpful?
The staff? They're the backbone of the whole operation. They're generally pretty solid. Some are super friendly and have that almost superhuman ability to remember everyone's names. Some are a little more… "efficient." They *are* helpful. They speak a bunch of languages. They can usually point you in the right direction, book tours, and generally deal with the daily chaos of a hostel full of rowdy travelers. My experience? I got horribly sick one time in Prague (not from the hostel, thankfully. From some questionable street food, I suspect). The staff was an absolute lifesaver. They helped me get to a doctor, made sure I had water, and generally hovered around making sure I didn't die. So, yeah, they're helpful. And occasionally, they're incredibly kind.
Safety and Security? Should I be worried?
Look, it's a hostel. You're sharing a room with strangers. So, yeah, be aware. Prague itself is considered a pretty safe city, and Plus Prague has lockers and security measures in place. Use them! Don't leave your valuables lying aroundNomadic Stays
