Escape to Paradise: The Westin Annapolis Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? More Like a Whirlwind… Westin Annapolis Review - Buckle Up!
Alright, folks, let's talk about the Westin Annapolis. "Escape to Paradise" they say? Well, let’s just say my recent escape was… an experience. I'm still processing it, so bear with me. This isn't your typical fluffy hotel review. This is real - the good, the bad, and the slightly-burnt-by-the-pool-sun.
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First Impressions & Accessibility: The Saga Begins
The brochure promises shimmering waters and flawless service. Reality? Well, it started off okay. Accessibility gets a thumbs up, mostly. The wheelchair-accessible ramps and elevators were a godsend (thank goodness, considering my clumsiness!). They actually have facilities for disabled guests, which is a huge win. Although I noticed, there was one particularly annoying elevator that kept getting stuck. I was there with my Auntie Susan, and thank god she was around. She was yelling to me from the bottom floor when it just stopped. It got fixed, but it made me consider how they haven't gotten that fixed in a while.
The front desk [24-hour] was welcoming enough, thankfully, and check-in/out [express] made things quick, even though I did like to chat a little bit. I mean, you need to know about what the elevator is doing, right?! The exterior corridor was…well, it was just an exterior corridor. Not much to say there.
Accessibility (Continued): The Important Stuff
- Elevator, Wheelchair Accessible - Winner (Mostly!)
- Facilities for disabled guests - Good.
- Check In/Out - Mixed, I feel like a private check-in would have been nice.
Rooms: My Personal Oasis (Minus the Water Damage)
My room? Okay, let’s be real. The air conditioning was a lifesaver in the Maryland humidity. Massive praise for the air conditioning in public area as well, it was a hot day. Although my room had some imperfections! The window that opens was a nice touch (fresh air!), and the blackout curtains were brilliant for sleeping in. They really did have the basic stuff - Alarm clock, Desk, Hair dryer, Internet across all rooms, Internet across all rooms (wireless, LAN), Bathtub, Toiletries, Shower, Slippers, Towels, Mirror - the works!
And the wake-up service worked! Although I wished I had the bathrobes on me while I was waiting.
The bad news? The safe box turned out to be locked the entire time I was there. I'm not sure if it was a me thing, or a hotel thing.
- Room Details
- Air Conditioning - Yes!
- Blackout Curtains - Yes!
- Air Conditioning in Public Area - Yes!
- Toiletries - Yes!
- Bathrobes - Sadly, no!
- Safe Box - Broken!
- Window that opens - Yes!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Carb-Loading Nirvana (and a Few Tears)
Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting. The breakfast [buffet] was a chaotic delight. I'm talking mountains of scrambled eggs, a sea of pastries, and a line longer than the wait for the Tower of Terror at Disney. I'm generally a "grab and go" kind of person, which did not lend to my experience here. If you like Asian breakfast you're in luck! I'm pretty sure the chef was an expert in Internation cuisine and the restaurant was pretty amazing. But here's my confession: I may have eaten three croissants. Shameful. Delicious.
The restaurants were good, and it's pretty easy to have a good time between the Happy hour, Poolside bar, and Coffee/tea in restaurant. I also found some fantastic Desserts in restaurant that made me cry. But, the Vegetarian restaurant had some weird stuff.
- Restaurants
- Breakfast [Buffet] - Yes! (Get there early!)
- Coffee/tea in restaurant - Yes
- Desserts - Tears of Joy
- Vegetarian Restaurant - Strange stuff…
Spa & Relaxation: From Mild Bliss to Near-Death Experience
Ah, the spa. This was the redeeming feature, folks. I'm not going to lie, I signed up for the massage and it truly was a dream. The sauna, spa/sauna, steamroom, and pool [outdoor] also helped. I made sure to use the swimming pool, which had an amazing Pool with view. You might want to consider having some Bottle of water on hand.
- Relaxation
- Massage - Excellent!
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, and Pool [outdoor]- Yes!
- Swimming pool - Yes!
- Pool with view - Yes!
Things to Do: Beyond the Buffet
Let’s be honest, I spent most of my time eating and recovering from eating. But the hotel really did offer some stuff.
- Things to Do
- Gym/fitness- Available!
- Fitness Center - Available!
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized…ish?
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room. The anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hand Sanitizer, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. They tried. And the CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour]. But… I noticed a few missed spots. Don't expect a hospital-grade clean, but it was definitely better than some places I've been.
- Cleanliness & Safety
- Safety - Attempted!
- Anti-viral cleaning products - Yes!
- Room sanitization - Yes!
Services and Conveniences: The Usual Suspects
Doorman, Elevator, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, Seminars, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station - yep, they had it. The concierge was helpful. Daily housekeeping was a godsend. However, I only discovered the Convenience store on my last day.
- Services and Conveniences
- Daily housekeeping - Yes!
- Doorman - Yes!
- Concierge - Yes!
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Frolics (Or Not)
The babysitting service was available, which is a plus.
- For the kids
- Babysitting service - Yes!
- Family/child friendly.
Getting Around: Airport transfers
The airport transport was okay.
- Getting Around
- Airport transfer
Final Verdict: Would I Return to Paradise… Maybe?
Look, the Westin Annapolis isn't perfect. It has its quirks, its flaws, and its… questionable elevator. But the spa, the good vibes, and the overall effort they put into making it a pleasant experience almost made me forget about the room. The price point is pretty high, that's for sure. I'd go again for a weekend escape, maybe just to the spa. But I'd definitely bring my own snacks.
Final Score: 7/10 (Could be 8 if they fix that darn elevator!)
Escape to Paradise: Colosseo Hotel's Unforgettable Europa-Park Adventure!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this Annapolis itinerary is gonna be less "perfectly planned Instagram post" and more "slightly caffeinated, possibly wine-fueled, real-life adventure." We're ditching the robot-smooth execution and embracing the glorious mess of being…well, us. This is The Westin Annapolis, Maryland, through my slightly addled, highly opinionated eyes.
Day 1: Initial Impressions & That Damn Oyster Bar (Hopefully, in a Good Way!)
3:00 PM: Arrival & Initial Panic. Okay, driving through Annapolis traffic on a Friday? Pure, unadulterated hell. Found parking near the Westin (miracle!), and now, I'm hauling my suitcase through what feels like a maze of conference attendees. First impressions of the Westin: lobby…nice enough. A bit…business-y. Hoping for less "corporate retreat" and more "charming coastal getaway." Also – gotta find the room; hopefully, it’s not by the ice machine. I swear I can't sleep through the incessant clanging.
4:00 PM: Unpacking & Room Reconnaissance. SUCCESS! Not by the ice machine! Woohoo! Views aren’t spectacular (parking garage adjacent, sigh), but the bed looks like a cloud, and that’s all that matters at this moment. Bathroom check: clean-ish. Okay, good enough. Now, where's the coffee maker? And the complimentary mini-bar? (Fingers crossed).
5:00 PM: Exploration & A Pre-Dinner Stumble. Time to wander. Heh, the Annapolis Harbor is beautiful! All the sailboats, the quaint little shops… it's a postcard, honestly. I am immediately drawn to the water. Saw a small, old-fashioned ice cream shop. I think I needed an ice cream break even before dinner.
6:00 PM: Dinner at… The Oyster Bar, I Think… Or Not. Okay, this is where the plan starts to crumble. I thought I made a reservation at [Insert Oyster Bar Name Here – find a good one, but also be open to last-minute changes!], but…did I actually? (I am notoriously bad at remembering details). After wandering aimlessly for a bit in the rain, I decided it was time for me to call any restaurant. The wait is almost two hours. Did I mention I needed food and I am very hungry? I decided to go back to the Hotel and check the hotel restaurant.
7:30 PM: A Hotel Dinner and Wine. Thankfully, the Westin's seems okay. I am at a table by myself with a glass of wine, slowly recovering from the day. My mood is instantly improved. And it's not nearly as bad as I thought. The food is good, the service is friendly. It's not the perfect Oyster Bar experience I may have dreamed of, but it's exactly what I needed. I might even go back to my room and get a good night's sleep.
9:00 PM: Debrief & Bedtime Procrastination. Back in the room. I watched a bit of terrible television. Tried to plan tomorrow but started scrolling through my phone instead. I am going to go to bed. Early start tomorrow! I think.
Day 2: History, Hustle, and a Boat Ride (Hopefully Without Seasickness)
8:00 AM: Attempted Rise & Shine. Alarm clock! Ugh. Coffee, must have coffee. The hotel coffee isn't terrible, which is a win. I have a vague plan to see the Naval Academy today, but I might just check out the fitness center. I am going to stay in the hotel.
**9:00 AM: Breakfast and The Fitness Center. **The breakfast buffet is the kind of buffet you can always rely on. It is standard. I decided to have some scrambled eggs and a slice of toast. Now, to the fitness center. I have this dream of actually doing some exercise. I am not doing exercise. I stayed in my room and watched Netflix. What did I do today? Nothing much.
10:00 AM: The Naval Academy… Maybe? Still in my pajamas. The desire to leave the room is… minimal. The idea of crowds and historical facts suddenly seems overwhelming. Maybe I'll wander around later. I would start my morning with relaxing on the balcony. I could see the small crowds from my room.
12:00 PM: Lunch Somewhere Unplanned & Slightly Overpriced. Decided to check out the stores. I got some nice souvenirs. I went to a nice restaurant close by.
2:00 PM: Boat Tour – Seasickness Edition? Okay, conquering my fear and actually doing the boat tour! I've heard they're lovely, and I know I'll regret it if I don't do it. Hopefully, my stomach holds up. Here goes nothing… Wish me luck!
4:00 PM: Post-Boat Ride Assessment. Survived! The boat ride was AMAZING. I also did not throw up, yay! It was so beautiful on the water. Definitely do it if you're up for it. Now, where's the nearest ice cream shop?
6:00 PM: Dinner – Location TBD, but the Mood is Good. Feeling good! I actually want to socialize tonight. I might ask some people at the hotel bar to dinner.
8:00 PM: Evening Amble & Annapolis Mood. I strolled along the harbor. I love to just walk around. I had a drink. The marina's are even more gorgeous.
10:00 PM: Back to the Cloud Bed. Ready for my bed. I have to leave tomorrow. I'm feeling a mix of sadness and excitement.
Day 3: Departure & Annapolis Farewell
7:00 AM: Goodbye, Bed! The sadness hits. Time to check out.
8:00 AM: Last Bite & Last Look. Breakfast and a final, lingering look at the harbor. One last, slightly teary-eyed moment of appreciation for this messy, wonderful place.
9:00 AM: Departure – Slightly Better, But Still Haunted by That Oyster Bar. I made it. I'd like to come back again very soon.
* Important Notes (Because I'm a Mess):
- Reservations: Make them! (Unlike me). Especially for dinner, particularly at the Oyster Bar (or your chosen alternative).
- Comfort is Key: Wear comfortable shoes. Annapolis is a walking town.
- Embrace the Unexpected: This itinerary is a guideline, not a concrete plan. Let yourself get lost, change course, and say "yes" to the unexpected adventures.
- Alcohol: Drink in moderation (or don't! I am not your doctor/parent). Hydrate!
- Be Yourself: This is your trip. Enjoy it. Embrace the messiness. And definitely try to find that perfect oyster. (Again, I'm still trying.)
Happy travels, and may your Annapolis experience be as wonderfully imperfect as mine!
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So, like, *what* is this whole FAQ thing even about? (And should I care?)
Alright, alright, settle in. You're in FAQ territory, a place where the "Frequently Asked Questions" get the *real* answers. You know, the ones you *actually* have, not the canned PR fluff. Basically, I'm supposed to answer your burning questions, as if I actually know what I'm talking about. (Spoiler alert: sometimes I don't. But hey, that's life, right?) And should you care? Honestly, depends. If you like a good dose of unfiltered truth, maybe. If you prefer rainbows and sunshine, maybe not. But hey, even rainbows have a little mud at the end, don't they?
Are these FAQs gonna be boring? (Seriously, I'm on a coffee IV drip here…)
Boring? My friend, I *hope* not. I *hate* boring. Life's too short to be bored. I'm aiming for the kind of FAQ that makes you snort-laugh, roll your eyes, or maybe even (gasp!) learn something. We're going for the kind of conversational chaos that feels like you're chatting with a friend who's had one too many coffees (coincidentally, that's *me* right now). The real question is, will *I* be able to keep it interesting? See, I'm easily distracted. The dog just barked. Squirrel! Okay, back to work...where were we?
Okay, okay, I get the vibe. But *why* FAQs? Why now? Why you?
Why? Because everyone else does them, and I'm nothing if not a glutton for punishment. Also, deep down, I secretly enjoy attempting to sound knowledgeable, even when I'm winging it. As for "why me?" Well, let's just say I volunteered. *Someone* had to step up and answer the tough questions, and apparently, no one else wanted to. (Probably because they knew it would turn into this rambling mess.) Now, let's be honest: this whole thing is partially a procrastination fest. I'm supposed to be doing something else entirely right now, but... FAQ-ing is much more fun!
What kind of topics will be covered here? (Gimme a clue!)
Alright, the topics... well, let's just say it's a mixed bag. Think of it as a mental buffet. We might wander through the existential, the practical, the slightly absurd and the completely off-the-wall. I’m talking everything from "How to Unclog a Toilet (When You're Pretty Sure It's *Your* Fault)" to "The Meaning of Life, According to a Slightly Sleep-Deprived Person Who Just Ate a Donut". Basically, whatever pops into my head. Prepare for tangents. Prepare for rambling. Prepare for the occasional moment of genuine insight. Or, you know, don't. The element of surprise is part of the charm, yeah?
Is this stuff *actually* helpful? Or am I wasting my time here?
Helpful? That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? I'm aiming for a solid 3 out of 5 stars on the "usefulness" scale. Realistically, you might get a few nuggets of wisdom buried in a mountain of hot air. Look, I'm not promising answers to the universe's most profound secrets. But I *am* promising a good time, or at least, I'm trying. If you're expecting perfect advice, you're looking in the wrong place. If you're expecting a human talking about life, well, pull up a chair.
Will there be any personal anecdotes? (I love a good story!)
Oh, you *betcha*. I, my friend, am fueled by personal anecdotes. They're like the secret sauce that makes life (and FAQs) interesting. I'm talking about the time I tried to bake a cake and set off the smoke alarm (twice!), the epic fail of my first ever attempt at public speaking, and that one disastrous karaoke night. Don't worry, they’ll be peppered throughout, helping (or hindering!) the flow. Consider them… seasoning.
What if I have a question that isn't answered here? (Am I SOL?)
SOL? Possibly. But don't give up hope! Feel free to hurl your questions into the ether (or, you know, leave a comment somewhere). I'll do my best to answer, but no promises. My brain-to-response time can vary wildly depending on caffeine levels, the weather, and the general state of my sanity. Just be warned: your question might get answered with a whole lotta rambling, a side of self-deprecation, and maybe, just maybe, a genuine attempt at something resembling an answer.
How do I deal with the existential dread? Seriously, it's a lot lately.
Ah, the big one. Existential dread. That feeling like you're floating in a vast, uncaring universe and your only job is to… well, *what* is your job? Okay, so full disclosure: I'm not a philosopher, and I can't promise any easy fix. But here's what I've learned, mostly through trial and error (and a whole lot of staring at the ceiling at 3 AM). First, acknowledge it. Don't pretend it's not there. Pretending to be fine when you're not? Recipe for disaster. For me, it involved a *lot* of ice cream and rewatching old sitcoms. Then, and this is crucial: find something that makes you feel *grounded*. This could be anything: spending time in nature, cuddling your pet, talking to a friend, writing in a journal, or… you know… making a terrible FAQ. Here's my own story: Last year, hit a real low. Feeling like I was just *existing.* Stuck in a job I hated, relationships that were going nowhere, and the looming thought of "Is this it?" was a constant companion. I spent months just… wandering. Then, I started gardening. Seriously. Dirt under my fingernails, the smell of damp earth, the *effort* to cultivate something… that somehow brought me back. It was like the world suddenly had texture again. So, find your "dirt." What brings you joy? What makes you feel *alive*? And finally, remember that everyone feels this way sometimes. You're not alone. It's okay to not have all the answers. It's okay to be a mess. Embrace the mess. Because honestly? The messy bits are often where the good stuff happens. We're all just stumbling through life, trying to figure it out. And sometimes, stumbling with your friends is the best we can ask for.
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