Chicago's HOTTEST Hotel? Aloft River North's Secret Revealed!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into a hotel review that's less "stiff brochure" and more "drunk diary entry." I've got a LOT of information here… like, a mountain of features, so prepare for a wild, meandering ride.
Let's call this place "The Grand Whatchamacallit" for the sake of argument. (And because I frankly, can't remember the real name yet. Details, details!)
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Now, for the juicy bits! Let's get messy, shall we?
Accessibility: The Great Staircase Saga (and Other Thoughts)
Okay, first impressions. The website said "wheelchair accessible." And… yeah, mostly. The lobby? Gorgeous and spacious, easy breezy for a roll-in. The elevators were thankfully plentiful and clearly marked. But, and there's ALWAYS a "but," remember I mentioned the staircase? Well, let's just say, getting a cocktail on the terrace felt like a cardio workout for my friend Sarah. Small bumps and a few weird angles could be annoying. So, while it claims accessible, it's not the most accessible one I've ever encountered. Take note if that's a priority. (And, maybe don't wear heels if you're pushing someone.) Overall, this place is okay in terms of accessibility, but I've seen better, and some worse.
- Accessibility: 3.5/5 Stars. (Room for improvement, especially around the terrace!)
On-site Restaurants/Lounges: Food, Glorious, Questionable Food!
Alright, dining. This is where things get… interesting. They had, like, a GAZILLION options. Restaurants, a coffee shop, a poolside bar—the works.
- "A la carte in restaurant," "Breakfast buffet," "Buffet in restaurant" – The buffet was a mixed bag: good for variety, but the food was sometimes a little… blah. I was craving a decent croissant the whole time, but sadly, they didn't have any.
- "Asian breakfast," "Asian cuisine in restaurant," "International cuisine in restaurant," "Vegetarian restaurant" Okay, the Asian options were unexpectedly good. I loved the congee one morning. The international stuff? Hit or miss. The vegetarian restaurant? My vegan friend raved. (Good on ya, Grand Whatchamacallit!)
- "Poolside bar" – A definite win. Picture this: sun, a ridiculously oversized cocktail, and people-watching. Bliss.
- "Room service [24-hour] – Hallelujah! Perfect for those nights when you're too lazy to leave the room (which was often.)
Internet: The Great Wi-Fi Wrestle
- "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!", "Internet access – wireless," "Internet," Oh, bless their hearts for promising Wi-Fi. In theory, it was everywhere. In practice… well, let's just say I spent a lot of quality time staring at a loading screen. It was spotty and annoying.
- "Internet [LAN]" For people who must have reliability, but I didn't see it.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa-tacular (Mostly)
- "Body scrub," "Body wrap," "Fitness center," "Foot bath," "Gym/fitness," "Massage," "Pool with view," "Sauna," "Spa," "Spa/sauna," "Steamroom," "Swimming pool," "Swimming pool [outdoor]" – Okay, this is where the Grand Whatchamacallit truly shines. The spa was incredible. Seriously, I wanted to move in. The pool with the view? Stunning. The sauna? Divine. I got a massage that made me weep with joy (in a good way).
- The Gym was your standard hotel gym; it had all the usual suspects.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-Era Concerns
(Deep breath.) Okay, let's talk COVID. I was VERY interested to check out how the Grand Whatchamacallit handles things. I am happy to say, they were taking this seriously!
- "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer," "Hygiene certification," "Individually-wrapped food options," "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter," "Professional-grade sanitizing services," "Room sanitization opt-out available," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Safe dining setup," "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items," "Staff trained in safety protocol," "Sterilizing equipment" – I saw staff constantly cleaning, hand sanitizer was EVERYWHERE (which I appreciated), and the dining setup was clearly designed for social distancing. Room sanitization option… I think I opted in, because how can I not?
- They said they were following the rules…and I saw the evidence, so a HUGE thumbs up!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Endless Feast
(More food. Because, well, FOOD!)
- "Bar," "Bottle of water," "Breakfast [buffet]", "Coffee/tea in restaurant," "Coffee shop," "Desserts in restaurant," "Happy hour," "Poolside bar," "Restaurants," "Room service [24-hour]," "Snack bar," "Soup in restaurant." – Essentially, they had everything. Too much stuff made it hard to choose sometimes.
Services and Conveniences: The Nitty Gritty
- "Air conditioning in public area," "Audio-visual equipment for special events," "Business facilities," "Cash withdrawal," "Concierge," "Contactless check-in/out," "Convenience store," "Currency exchange," "Daily housekeeping," "Doorman," "Dry cleaning," "Elevator," "Essential condiments," "Facilities for disabled guests," "Food delivery," "Gift/souvenir shop," "Indoor venue for special events," "Invoice provided," "Ironing service," "Laundry service," "Luggage storage," "Meeting/banquet facilities," "Meetings," "Meeting stationery," "On-site event hosting," "Outdoor venue for special events," "Projector/LED display," "Safety deposit boxes," "Seminars," "Shrine," "Smoking area," "Terrace," "Wi-Fi for special events," "Xerox/fax in business center." – Basically, if you need it, they probably have it. The concierge was AMAZING, always helpful (if not a bit sassy), and they handled everything from booking tours to finding me a specific brand of coffee.
For the Kids: Kiddie-Friendly or Kid-Hostile?
- "Babysitting service," "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities," "Kids meal." – Seems like they try. I didn't have kids with me, so I can't speak to this personally, but they seemed geared for families.
Access, Security, and the Things That Keep You Up at Night
- "CCTV in common areas," "CCTV outside property," "Check-in/out [express]," "Check-in/out [private]," "Couple's room," "Exterior corridor," "Fire extinguisher," "Front desk [24-hour]," "Hotel chain," "Non-smoking rooms," "Pets allowed unavailable.," "Proposal spot," "Room decorations," "Safety/security feature," "Security [24-hour]," "Smoke alarms," "Soundproof rooms." - The security seemed solid. I never felt unsafe. The 24-hour front desk was a lifesaver after a late night.
Available in All Rooms: The Comfort Zone
- **"Additional toilet," "Air conditioning," "Alarm clock," "Bathrobes," "Bathroom phone," "Bathtub," "Blackout curtains," "Carpeting," "Closet," "Coffee/tea maker," "Complimentary tea," "Daily housekeeping," "Desk," "Extra long bed," "Free bottled water," "Hair dryer," "High floor," "In-room safe box," "Interconnecting room(s) available," "Internet access – LAN," "Internet access – wireless," "Ironing facilities," "Laptop workspace," "Linens," "Mini bar," "Mirror," "Non-smoking," "On-demand movies," "Private bathroom," "Reading light," "Refrigerator," "Safety/security feature," "Satellite/cable channels," "Scale," "Seating area," "Separate shower/bathtub," "Shower," "Slippers," "Smoke detector," "Socket near the bed," "Sofa," "Soundproofing," "Telephone," "Toiletries," "Tow
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's tidy travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst into Chicago, Aloft River North style, and trust me, it’s gonna be a rollercoaster. Prepare for the beautiful mess that is… well, me experiencing Chicago.
Aloft Chicago Downtown River North: My Chicago Chaos
(Pre-Trip Ramblings - AKA The Pre-Pre-Party Panic)
So, Chicago, huh? Land of deep-dish, blues, and… a freezing wind that'll slice right through you, from what I hear. Booked the Aloft because, let's be honest, the price was right. And hey, the pics look all trendy and cool, promises of exposed brick and rooftop vibes. Fingers crossed the reality matches the glossy Instagram filters. My biggest fear? Packing. ALWAYS packing. I’m pretty sure I’ve got a suitcase full of “maybe” outfits and another one dedicated solely to emergency snacks (because hangry me is NOT pretty). Oh, and the flight? Pray for a smooth one. I’m a nervous flyer; I basically clutch my window seat and whisper affirmations to the plane the whole time.
(Day 1: Arrival & River North Revelations - AKA First Impressions and Immediate Regrets about Those Boots)
- 1:00 PM: Touchdown in Chicago! O'Hare. Ugh, the airport. Already feeling the pre-holiday crowds. The shuttle ride in felt like a race against the clock, battling the wind in my face. The weather took a moment to acclimate to.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in at Aloft River North. Okay, the lobby is cool, with the exposed brick and the funky art. Score! The room? Decent, but the view? Pretty much a brick wall. Sigh. Can't win 'em all. I unpacked, and the room felt immediately messier.
- 3:00 PM: EXPLORATION TIME! I was ready to dive in. I had a map. I had a list. I have boots. Oh god, those boots.
- 4:00 PM: Wandering the River North neighborhood, and wow, the energy! It's a sensory overload in the best way. Magnificent buildings, gleaming shops, and a LOT of people. I saw a man wearing a suit with neon green sneakers. Chicago is definitely a city of contrasts.
- 5:00 PM: Pizza Pilgrimage – Deep dish is my goal! After some wandering I found a place the locals gushed about. I waited for what felt like an eternity, but the cheesy, saucy, glorious behemoth that arrived? Worth. Every. Second. I swear, I almost wept happy tears when I first bit into it. Okay, maybe I did tear up a little. Don’t judge me. I ate the whole slice. That was not smart.
- 6:00 PM: Regret the pizza. I waddled back to the hotel, feeling like a stuffed sausage. Debating if I need a nap or a defibrillator. In the end, nap won.
- 7:30 PM: Attempting the rooftop bar at the hotel. Nope. It’s closed for a private event. Cue dramatic eye roll. Fine. Plan B: wander aimlessly and look for a dive bar to drown my pizza-induced misery. Found a cozy spot with a surprisingly good beer selection. Ended up chatting with a local about the Bears (I have no knowledge of American football, by the way, but I pretended to understand) and feeling slightly less miserable.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. The air is cold. My feet hurt. I realized I left my phone's charger at home. Another wave of dread washes over me. Bedtime with a book.
(Day 2: Museum Mayhem and Magnificent Miles - AKA Culture, Shopping, and the Search for a Decent Latte)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up, feeling like I ran a marathon…fueled by pizza. Need. Coffee. Desperately.
- 9:30 AM: A quick coffee-shop run. Chicago's coffee scene is pretty much a lifesaver.
- 10:00 AM: Art Institute of Chicago. I'm not an "art person" in the pretentious sense, but wow. Just…wow. The architecture itself is stunning. Standing in front of Grant Wood's "American Gothic"? Surreal. You know, the farmer dude and the woman with the pitchfork? I wanted to ask if I could borrow the pitchfork. I had a sudden urge to start a farm.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a cute cafe near the Art Institute. Salad with actual flavour. This is a good day.
- 2:00 PM: Magnificent Mile madness. Prepare for your credit card to weep. Shopping until you drop may be the name of the game. I managed to resist most temptations.
- 4:00 PM: A quick trip to Millennium Park. Cloud Gate (aka "The Bean") is a MUST-SEE. Took a selfie for the 'gram. Classic tourist move. The park is huge and it was packed.
- 5:00 PM: Searching for a cocktail. The day is coming to an end and I needed a drink. I'm starting to think I'd left my sense of direction at home.
- 6:00 PM: A fancy dinner at a restaurant with a view. Expensive, but worth it for the experience and a little bit of class in the midst of this chaotic trip. The cocktails were delicious, though.
- 8:00 PM: Head back to the hotel. I'm exhausted, but in a good way.
(Day 3: Blues & Departure Blues - AKA The Last Gasp and the Goodbye Sigh)
- 9:00 AM: Trying for a late breakfast. This is the last day to do all the things.
- 10:00 AM: The House of Blues! Ah, the blues. The raw emotion of the music washed over me, and I felt a deep connection to the art, the city, and the world. Amazing.
- 12:00 PM: Final souvenir shopping. The search for the perfect Chicago-themed trinket continues.
- 2:00 PM: Pack up. Sad face.
- 4:00 PM: Airport. Flight's on time! One more trip to the shops.
- 6:00 PM: Head to the gate.
- 7:00 PM: Final Chicago photo and a good-bye.
Final Thoughts:
Chicago, you magnificent, messy, wonderful city. You’ve worn me out, filled me with joy, and left me wanting more. The Aloft was a decent basecamp; clean and convenient. But, the real star of the show was the city. Next time, I’ll pack better shoes, learn a few more football terms, and maybe, just maybe, try to eat less pizza. But honestly? Probably not. Until next time, Chicago!
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Okay, so, is buying a used car REALLY cheaper? Like, *actually*?
Uh, yeah. *Generally.* But "cheaper" in this context is like saying "eating instant noodles is dinner." Technically true, but not exactly a culinary masterpiece. You're avoiding the initial depreciation hit, which is a *thing*. I once bought a brand new car, and watched it lose like, thousands of dollars the second I drove it off the lot. It was… emotionally scarring. So, yeah, used is *usually* cheaper. But prepare for potential repair bills. They're like the unexpected guests who never leave the party.
Where's the best place to *find* a used car? Is Craigslist still a thing?
Craigslist? Oh, Craigslist. It's still around, bless its flickering, late-90s heart. It's like a bargain bin at a garage sale – you might find a treasure, or you might end up with a rusty lawn ornament. I found my first "car" – a glorious, rust-bucket '87 Honda Civic – on Craigslist. The ad said "minor cosmetic issues." Turns out, "cosmetic" meant "has the aerodynamics of a brick." It was…an experience. Dealerships are an option, of course, but be prepared to haggle. And bring a friend. They're good for moral support and preventing you from making terrible decisions (like impulsively buying a car with a questionable history and suspiciously low mileage). Facebook Marketplace? Also a wild ride. Choose your poison.
What kind of car do you *really* need when you’re buying used? I'm so overwhelmed.
Honestly? The kind that you *don't* fall in love with at first sight. Sounds harsh, but it's true. I once saw this sleek, sporty convertible... the kind with the red leather. I *wanted* that car so badly. The test drive was amazing, with the top down, wind in my hair... and then the check engine light came on. Turns out, "luxury" comes at a price, both upfront *and* every time you need a repair. Think practicality. Think reliability. Think boring. (Yes, it’s painful, I know.) Research! Look up reviews. Check the reliability ratings. You will thank me later. I cannot stress this enough.
Okay, so, I've found a car. Now what? What about the dreaded "test drive"?
The test drive. The *make or break* moment. First, don't let them talk you into a test drive at night. You can't see anything. Insist on daylight. Listen for weird noises. Does it clunk? Bang? Squeal? Does it feel like you're steering a boat in a storm? Also: take at least 30 minutes and drive on different roads. Highway, bumpy roads, city streets... you need to feel it out. And for the love of all that is holy, turn on the radio. Do you hear anything besides the engine? Oh, and bring someone with you. Two sets of eyes are better than one. They'll notice things *you* are blinded by excitement over. And don't forget to check all the lights, the blinkers, everything.
The Car seems okay. Now We talk Pricing? How do I even Haggle?
Haggling is both exhilarating and mortifying. Firstly, research the car's *actual* value, not just the asking price. Use sites like Kelley Blue Book or Edmunds to get a rough idea. Then, be prepared to walk away. Seriously! A sales person will try to convince you that it's the last one, that it’s an amazing deal, that you'll never find one this good again... it’s all sales tactics. If the price isn't right, *actually leave*. They might call you back. They *usually* do. I once walked out on a deal, expecting them to call. They didn’t. Turns out, the car was perfect. And then, I regretted my actions. But, I've also saved a ton of money by being stern about my budget.
What About the inspection?! Should I *Really* get it inspected?
YES. A thousand times YES. Pay the money. It's worth it. Pay a mechanic you trust to check the car *thoroughly*. They'll look at things you won't even think about – brakes, suspension, engine, leaks… everything. I almost bought a car once that *looked* perfect. Shiny paint, low mileage... The mechanic found a cracked engine block! A cracked engine block! Imagine the bill. Imagine the tears. Imagine me cursing my own name. The inspection is a *lifesaver*. It will save you money, heartache, and possibly from being stranded on the side of the road in the pouring rain.
What if I buy a Lemon? What's the WORST that could happen?!
Oh boy. Lemons. The absolute worst. I *had* a lemon. A truly epic lemon. I bought this gorgeous, cherry-red convertible… and the engine blew up three weeks later. Three weeks! I was devastated. I was broke. I was walking everywhere. Warranty, if they offer one, is critical. Read it! Understand it! And pray you never have to use it. The absolute worst that can happen? Besides losing a ton of money? The constant anxiety of "what will break next?" The car becomes a financial black hole. Your friends will start avoiding you because you're always complaining. You'll feel the universe is conspiring against you. So, inspect, inspect, inspect. And if something feels off, *walk away.* Trust your gut, even if it's screaming, "BUY IT! IT'S RED!"
Okay, I bought the car. Now what do I do?! Is there life after buying a used car?
Breathe. You did it! Hopefully. Now, go get your insurance sorted immediately. You'll need that. Then, get a basic maintenance check, a fluid change, new tires if needed. Start a dedicated car fund. Because, let'Stay Classy Hotels
